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At a hastily arranged midweek, midday press conference, in a middle-of-the-road hotel in the Midlands, Arsenal’s Theo Walcott and Chelsea’s Daniel Sturridge came together to announce their plans to join forces and form their own club.

The press conference was initially delayed for an hour, with each player insisting that they both sat in the middle of the stage. Walcott and Sturridge finally agreed to sit on the same chair, a buttock each, then began informing the media of their plan by both speaking at the same time.

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youareemmanueleboue

Following his agent’s announcement that Emmanuel Eboué will only leave Arsenal for one of the big Italian clubs, the Ivorian’s friends have expressed concern that he has failed to realise that he is actually Emmanuel Eboué reports Nigel Spickanspan.

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Je voudrais un plat du merde; sans fourchette

Je voudrais un plat du merde; sans fourchette

This week’s Match of the Day was brought to you by the word:

COMPOSURE

and the number 14, for Theo Walcott.

A tricky situation for Hansen here, as he had to basically admit that he had been very wrong. Which he did manage, but with the expression of a man who had been handed a plate of shit, and no fork.

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