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As Daniel de Ridder’s loan spell with Hapoel Tel Aviv surely signals the end of his uneventful Wigan career, a sheepish Dave Whelan has admitted that the winger had been a mistake, as he had thought that he had secured the signature of top philosopher and founder of deconstruction Jacques Derrida.

“I’ll admit, I had my suspicions,” revealed Whelan. “When he first came to the club, I tried to engage him in a discussion on Aporias, but the boy thought they were a Greek team with whom we had arranged a friendly”.

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Sunderland striker Darren Bent has spoken of his delight at representing England rubbishly against Brazil at an FA press conference this morning. FistedAway listened in:

I’ve dreamed of playing rubbish against Brazil since I was a small boy. Imagine then my delight when Fabio gave me the call to say “Darren, get yourself over to Qatar, I need you to play rubbish in a friendly“. It was like all my Christmasses had come at once, but this time my parents had actually bothered to get me a present.

Basically, I’m just pleased to be getting another shout. I thought that I wouldn’t get another chance to play rubbish for England, that 2006 would forever be the pinnacle of my rubbish international career. I only hope that Mr Capello gives me the chance to play rubbish at a World Cup. That is my rubbish dream”.

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