I am on West Ham’s mailing list, having attended a pre-season friendly between West Ham vs Roma in 2007 and never unsubscribed.
These days, the top banner of the Hammers’ emails features Sam Allardyce in a striking pose:
Just look at him. Ripe for the plucking. Why, he could be anything:
- a space rocket!
- a lampshade!
- The Monument to the Third International!
This cut-out is what we are working with:
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