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Frank-Arnesen

At his hearing at the Court of Arbitration for Sport, a tearful Frank Arnesen today broke down and revealed that he was tapped-up as a child. He plaintively howled “Tapping up is all I know”, before the hearing was suspended.

The revelation shocked many within the court, but it is a known fact that children who have been tapped up are 82% more likely to go on to tap up children themselves. When Arnesen was called to give evidence against his abuser, an unnamed Russian, he was asked where he had been tapped up. To audible gasps from the public gallery, a shaking Arnesen pointed to a man’s most private area. His wallet.

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spursmouse

Following Darren Bent’s Twitter indiscretion, Spurs have met with more embarrassment as their newly appointed social media monitor is only a week into the job and already reputedly on the verge of quitting in disillusionment at ‘the torrent of inanity, self-obsession and quizzes. Oh god, the quizzes’.

Speaking to FistedAway under the condition of anonymity, the monitor lifted the lid on the unimaginable horror of having to wade through every single missive from professional footballers.

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