Crack reporter Elliott “LiesWhenNotHarassingArry” heard from an unconfirmed and potentially imaginary source that Perez has axed the Portuguese coach after a single game, a record even by Real Madrid standards. Perez told the press the usual spiel – Mourinho, simply put, had failed to deliver. Even though it was technically impossible for him to win La Liga after only one fixture, what with 38 games remaining, Perez is not a man known for his patience. Questions about remaining matches fell on deaf ears – the burly and bullish owner only heard “excuses.” And he had another plan in mind.
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Following a successful recent loan spell, Gianfranco Zola is looking to make Snow a permanent signing. “Snow’s contribution to the Wolves game was the best striking performance of our season” said the increasingly haunted spectre of a once hirsute Shire horse.
Harry Redknapp has signed some gritted dripping Slush, and despite its lack of consistency and rapidly depreciating ability, awarded it a contract of £80,000 a week.
Friends and colleagues of Harry Redknapp have publicly admitted they are worried for the mental health of the Portsmouth manager after a number of bizarre incidents during recent weeks.
Suspicions were first raised after the crafty manager referred to out of favour David Nugent as having ‘stalled this morning’; something that was at first seen as a joke, acknowledging his own image as a wheeler-dealer. However, increasingly frequent automotive references have left some members of the press wondering if there is a more serious problem.