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::: FistedAway welcomes a guest post from Mark Patterson :::

Ireland striker Robbie Keane intends to fulfil the last major ambition of his career by making a January switch to a club for which he feels absolutely nothing.

Keane, 31, has played for nine different clubs since he left Crumlin United as a bright-eyed youngster for the bright lights and orange shirts of Wolves, but told Fisted Away that he had set his heart on a new challenge.

“I’d love to just turn out for a club where I basically didn’t care either way,” Keane said.

“I would be happy even just sitting on the bench for a bit; it would be less pressure than knowing that if I don’t score the winner, my 10-year-old self will cry himself to sleep at night.”

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P-Rez and G Stacks

G-Tip: Yo Bob, you remember that routine that we used to make spiffy like Zinedine?

Pires The Six Footer: Um um, a tidbit, um um, a smidgen, I don’t get the message so you gots to run the pigeon.

G: You on point Bob?

P: All the time, Ged.

G: You on point Bob?

P: All the time, Ged.

G: You on point Bob?

P: All the time, Ged.

G: So play the resurrector, and come on for 20 minutes or so at the end of the game when I’m out of ideas.


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Phil Brown unveils 'Lil Phil'

Phil Brown unveils 'Lil Phil'

Hull players and fans alike have privately expressed their concern as noted illeist Phil ‘Phil Brown‘ Brown continued his alarming descent into megalomania.  The popular demotivational speaker and occasional manager  is now habitually referring to himself in the fourth and fifth-person, reports Nigel Spickanspan

Following last Saturday’s loss to Liverpool, Brown conducted the post match press conference alongside ‘Lil’ Phil’: a hand-puppet replica of himself, made entirely from black felt and orange rind. When asked whether the club would be taking disciplinary action against Caleb Folan after his rash red card, the devon fudge-coloured manager looked towards Lil’ Phil, rotating his hand so that he could look the puppet directly in his googly eyes. Brown then wiggled his thumb and pinkie fingers to induce wild gesticulations from Lil’ Phil’s flailing fabric arms.

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