I am on West Ham’s mailing list, having attended a pre-season friendly between West Ham vs Roma in 2007 and never unsubscribed.
These days, the top banner of the Hammers’ emails features Sam Allardyce in a striking pose:
Just look at him. Ripe for the plucking. Why, he could be anything:
- a space rocket!
- a lampshade!
- The Monument to the Third International!
This cut-out is what we are working with:
Entries after the jump…
Here’s our first entry, from Buckyball in Portland, Oregon:
“My vision is of Sam’s seductive manager interview presentation, most recently seen by the West Ham board.”
Football and Music
We have had what can only be described as a cavalcade of entries from the original (and still the best) Football and Music: