Hello children and Daily Mail readers, I’m Martin Samuel yeah? YES. It’s an anagram of ‘Menstrual Aim’ and “Maria Men Lust’, but I’m still ALL MAN. A couple of weeks ago my bearded gaze was drawn like a moth to the 60w bulb of the Champions League final. This got me thinking – at least that [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Martin Samuel’
Martin Samuel’s Best Frank Lampard of All Time
Posted in Martin Samuel's FLOTW, tagged Champions League, Cristiano Ronaldo, Daily Mail, Jordan Henderson, Lionel Messi, Liverpool, Martin Samuel, Ray Wilkins, Sunderland, Wayne Rooney on June 20, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Martin Samuel’s Top 50 Chelsea Players (Part 1)
Posted in Martin Samuel's FLOTW, tagged Chelsea, Daily Mail, Frank Lampard, Giles Smith, John terry, Martin Samuel, matt smith on August 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Hello children and Daily Mail readers, I’m Martin Samuel, yeah? Martin is derived from ‘God of War’ and Samuel means ‘God has heard’. Get that? ‘God of War, God has heard’. God fears ME. I can tell from the way that you look deep into my beards that you want to lay your head there [...]
Martin Samuel: Why can’t Gerrard and Lampard beat up men together for England?
Posted in Martin Samuel's FLOTW, tagged Chelsea, England, Frank Lampard, Liverpool, Marcus McGee, Martin Samuel, Steven Gerrard on July 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Hello children and Daily Mail readers. I’m Martin Samuel. Yeah, Martin Samuel. Two first names. Two more than you, you plum. This week, my beardy eyes have been caught by the Steven Gerrard story. As usual, British justice has moved with the speed of a me, and an incident that took place not even a [...]
Emmanuel Eboué tragically forgets that he is Emmanuel Eboué
Posted in News, tagged Arsenal, Bacary Sagna, Emirates, Emmanuel Eboue, Henry Winter, Martin Samuel, theo walcott on June 18, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Following his agent’s announcement that Emmanuel Eboué will only leave Arsenal for one of the big Italian clubs, the Ivorian’s friends have expressed concern that he has failed to realise that he is actually Emmanuel Eboué reports Nigel Spickanspan.
Martin Samuel’s Frank Lampard of the Week
Posted in Martin Samuel's FLOTW, tagged Frank Lampard, John terry, Martin Samuel, Supergoals yeah? on March 10, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Hello children and Daily Mail readers. I’m Martin Samuel. Yeah, Martin Samuel. – Why, yes! I suppose my beard does look like candy floss. It is hair flavour. Anyway, you are probably all dying to know who is in my team of the week aren’t you? I have spent my weekend closely analysing the games, [...]
