Follow @futfanatico For almost two years, English fans trembled in fear and bowed their heads in shame. For over a decade, the glorious tandem of Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard had bravely led the Three Lions to countless second rounds. Sadly, it appeared that Don Fabio Capello had forever axed the dynamic duo following World [...]
Posts Tagged ‘John terry’
The Lampard-Gerrard Reunion Hits the Skids
Posted in Guestpostery, tagged Andy Carroll, Chelsea, England, Euro 2012, Fabio Capello, Frank Lampard, Futfanatico, John terry, Liverpool, Rio Ferdinand, Roy Hodgson, Scott Parker, Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney, WC2010, World Cup on May 30, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Futfanatico: Stevie G and Frank Lampard – England’s New Non-Selection Dilemma
Posted in Guestpostery, tagged Chelsea, England, Fabio Capello, Frank Lampard, Futfanatico, Jack Wilshere, Joe Hart, John terry, Liverpool, Machester City, Steven Gerrard on June 6, 2011 | 5 Comments »
::: FistedAway today welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: For the past decade, two midfielders have owned the centre of the park for the Three Lions: Steven Gerrard of Liverpool and Frank Lampard of Chelsea. For years, fans have watched these two players make the same run, step on one another’s [...]
Futfanatico: The Merengue Pie World of Mourinho
Posted in Guestpostery, tagged Chelsea, Cristiano Ronaldo, John terry, Jose Mourinho, Manuel Pellegrini, Phil Scolari, Real Madrid, WC2010, Xabi Alonso on July 29, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
::: FistedAway today welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: A year ago, Fistedaway dug up enough dirt to bury the Gaza pyramids. We speak, of course, about Cristiano Ronaldo’s soiled Iberian member. The rumor was unfounded yet simple and easily believed – he longed for a lovechild with [...]
Futfanatico: The Ronaldo Alonso Anti-Climax Climax
Posted in Guestpostery, tagged Chelsea, Cristiano Ronaldo, Futfanatico, Guti, John terry, Kaka, Kim Kardashian, Manchester City, Manuel Pellegrini, Raul, Xabi Alonso on May 20, 2010 | 6 Comments »
::: FistedAway today welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: We first broke the news about Ronaldo’s bad behaviour in December, when his lust for breaking goals and boundaries threatened to tear Madrid apart at the seams. Then, in February, we followed up on the story as the Alonso-CR9 [...]
New kit made from 99% Chelsea, 1% Fisted Away
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Chelsea, Frank Lampard, John terry, Michael Ballack, Wayne Bridge on April 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Chelsea 10/11 Adidas Home Kit The launch will be supported by an advertising campaign ‘Made from 100% Chelsea’ developed by pop artist and Chelsea fan Sir Peter Blake. Blake, who most famously designed the artwork for the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and Oasis’ greatest hits album Stop the Clocks, has created [...]
Futfanatico: Capello Prank Call Causes England Uprising
Posted in Guestpostery, tagged Alex Ferguson, England, Fabio Capello, Frank Lampard, John terry, Liverpool, Manchester United, Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves, Port Vale, Steven Gerrard, WC2010 on January 28, 2010 | 2 Comments »
::: FistedAway today welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: The Capello reign of England has been characterised by one theme: discipline. From intense training sessions to WAG and cell phone bans, the Italian has instilled a meritocratic selection regime fueled by the foot soldier’s mentality. Which makes the [...]
Frank Arnesen: “I was tapped up as a child”
Posted in News, tagged Andy Reid, Chelsea, Frank Arnesen, Gael Kakuta, John terry, Michael Dawson, tapping-up, Yes it's another egregious Nottingham Forest reference for the sake of it on September 7, 2009 | 3 Comments »
At his hearing at the Court of Arbitration for Sport, a tearful Frank Arnesen today broke down and revealed that he was tapped-up as a child. He plaintively howled “Tapping up is all I know”, before the hearing was suspended. The revelation shocked many within the court, but it is a known fact that children [...]
Martin Samuel’s Top 50 Chelsea Players (Part 1)
Posted in Martin Samuel's FLOTW, tagged Chelsea, Daily Mail, Frank Lampard, Giles Smith, John terry, Martin Samuel, matt smith on August 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Hello children and Daily Mail readers, I’m Martin Samuel, yeah? Martin is derived from ‘God of War’ and Samuel means ‘God has heard’. Get that? ‘God of War, God has heard’. God fears ME. I can tell from the way that you look deep into my beards that you want to lay your head there [...]
Things that a straight-faced Ancelotti has managed to say about John Terry
Posted in News, tagged Ashley Cole, Bentley, Carlo Ancelotti, Chelsea, Didier Drogba, John terry, Paolo Maldini on July 22, 2009 | 1 Comment »
“John Terry is a great man…”
Martin Samuel’s Frank Lampard of the Week
Posted in Martin Samuel's FLOTW, tagged Frank Lampard, John terry, Martin Samuel, Supergoals yeah? on March 10, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Hello children and Daily Mail readers. I’m Martin Samuel. Yeah, Martin Samuel. – Why, yes! I suppose my beard does look like candy floss. It is hair flavour. Anyway, you are probably all dying to know who is in my team of the week aren’t you? I have spent my weekend closely analysing the games, [...]
