FistedAway EXCLUSIVE: With Hull chairman Adam Pearson having placed Phil Brown on gardening leave with nine games left of the season. FistedAway can now bring you exclusive extracts from his garden diary, sourced from his kitchen table via an unlocked back door. Monday Made a great start today, just call me Phil Brownfingers! Brought in [...]
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Phil Brown’s Gardening Leave Diary
Posted in News, tagged Adam Pearson, Arsene Wenger, Craig Fagan, Hull City, Iain Dowie, KC Stadium, Phil 'Phil Brown' Brown, Phil Brown, Southampton FC, Steve Wigley, Tim Flowers, Tony Pulis on April 1, 2010 | 2 Comments »
“Pints of regret”: Phil Brown in memoriam
Posted in Brand new from the past, tagged Hull City, Michael Owen, Phil 'Phil Brown' Brown, Phil Brown on March 15, 2010 | 2 Comments »
We at Fisted Away need some compassionate leave in order to come to terms with today’s sad news about Phil Brown leaving Hull City. Before we can give a considered and heartfelt response, we would like to first reminisce. Try and remember Phil Brown as he was, not how he left us; look back fondly [...]
January Weather Transfer Gossip
Posted in News, tagged Alex Ferguson, craig bellamy, Gianfranco Zola, Harry Redknapp, Hull City, Manchester City, Manchester United, Phil Brown, Portsmouth, Roberto Mancini, Robinho, transfer gossip, west ham united on January 13, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Following a successful recent loan spell, Gianfranco Zola is looking to make Snow a permanent signing. “Snow’s contribution to the Wolves game was the best striking performance of our season” said the increasingly haunted spectre of a once hirsute Shire horse. Full story: Daily Mail Harry Redknapp has signed some gritted dripping Slush, and despite [...]
“My attempt to sign Michael Owen is not a publicity stunt” sings Phil Brown
Posted in News, tagged Cuprinol, Hello!, Hull City, Michael Owen, Phil 'Phil Brown' Brown, Phil Brown on June 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
“I have to emphasise – oooh bay-bayy – this isn’t a publicity stunt or anything like that. Oh yeeeah-hee-yeaa-ah. We are deadly serious about bringing Michael to Hull” sang Brown at yesterday’s press conference. To the tune of ‘Let’s Get It On’. Through a bejewelled megaphone.
Hull City fear the worst as Phil Brown progresses to speaking in fourth, fifth person
Posted in News, tagged Aston Villa, Caleb Folan, Hull City, Phil Brown, subtly ripping off Demetri Martin on April 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Hull players and fans alike have privately expressed their concern as noted illeist Phil ‘Phil Brown‘ Brown continued his alarming descent into megalomania. The popular demotivational speaker and occasional manager is now habitually referring to himself in the fourth and fifth-person, reports Nigel Spickanspan Following last Saturday’s loss to Liverpool, Brown conducted the post match [...]
