::: FistedAway today welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: Sir Alex has a long-held reputation for suffering no fools and making his voice heard. However, this time his tongue has gotten him into serious trouble, invoking a lifetime “no-touch-line” ban for all gentlemen clubs forming part of the Foxy-entertainment Association [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Alex Ferguson’
Futfanatico: Sir Alex Gets No-Touch-Line Ban for Lewd Comments, Injury Time Lapdance
Posted in Guestpostery, tagged Alex Ferguson, Andy Carroll, Boyzone, Liverpool, Manchester United, Stamford Bridge on March 28, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Hugo Lloris linked with summer move to Manchester United, Belle & Sebastian
Posted in News, tagged Alex Ferguson, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Foster, Edwin van der Sar, Hugo Lloris, indiepop, Manchester United, Olympique Lyonnais, Tomasz Kuszczak on April 14, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Following a fine season for both club and country, timid boyish French national goalkeeper Hugo Lloris has caught the attention of some of the world’s top clubs, and Scottish indiepop band Belle & Sebastian. Whether making heart-stopping saves, squinting wistfully up the field at the other, more popular players or clutching the ball to him [...]
Futfanatico: Capello Prank Call Causes England Uprising
Posted in Guestpostery, tagged Alex Ferguson, England, Fabio Capello, Frank Lampard, John terry, Liverpool, Manchester United, Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves, Port Vale, Steven Gerrard, WC2010 on January 28, 2010 | 2 Comments »
::: FistedAway today welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: The Capello reign of England has been characterised by one theme: discipline. From intense training sessions to WAG and cell phone bans, the Italian has instilled a meritocratic selection regime fueled by the foot soldier’s mentality. Which makes the [...]
January Weather Transfer Gossip
Posted in News, tagged Alex Ferguson, craig bellamy, Gianfranco Zola, Harry Redknapp, Hull City, Manchester City, Manchester United, Phil Brown, Portsmouth, Roberto Mancini, Robinho, transfer gossip, west ham united on January 13, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Following a successful recent loan spell, Gianfranco Zola is looking to make Snow a permanent signing. “Snow’s contribution to the Wolves game was the best striking performance of our season” said the increasingly haunted spectre of a once hirsute Shire horse. Full story: Daily Mail Harry Redknapp has signed some gritted dripping Slush, and despite [...]
Futfanatico: The curious case of Michael Owen Hargreaves
Posted in News, tagged Alex Ferguson, Manchester United, Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves on August 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
::: FistedAway today welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: The Owen signing threw Red Devils fans for a loop this summer, and the obvious question surfaced: why? Why on God’s green Earth did Sir Alex sign him? Was this the shrewdest of business deals? Is Owen intended to [...]
“No need for cost-cutting at Manchester United” says Alex Ferguson, wearing a barrel
Posted in News, tagged Alex Ferguson, Dimitar Berbatov, Glazers, Manchester United, Michael Owen, Mike Phelan, Owen Hargreaves on July 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Sir Alex Ferguson today insisted that Manchester United were not facing any financial hardship, whilst inexplicably wearing a barrel. Speaking at the launch of Manchester United’s 2009-10 away kit – “Skins” – the manager sought to calm Manchester United supporters worried about a lack of transfer activity so far during the off season. “There are [...]
