It’s been a while since I have come across something so hideous – downright hideous – that I might comment, “That’s a deeeownright hiiiiideous decision, Mr. Clattenburg!”. But, with the Autumn leaves slowly turning from green to brown, like my children taking their mother’s surname instead of mine, I picked up a copy of The [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Alan Green’
Alan Green ruins… Pet Sounds
Posted in Alan Green ruins..., tagged Alan Green, Pet Sounds, The Beach Boys, We don't actually know whether Mrs Alan Green is called Caroline or if her maiden name was Brown on October 4, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Alan Green ruins Bambi
Posted in Alan Green ruins..., tagged Alan Green, Bambi, Graham Taylor, Liverpool, Mark Lawrenson on April 28, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Now, I’m not negative about many things folks – a baby’s laugh, Jessica Alba’s face, and how the debt at Liverpool Football Club is affecting the quality of their half time sausage rolls (they taste like…sadness) but after watching Bambi tonight, Mr Disney should take a good long hard look at himself in the mirror. [...]
Alan Green ruins…your first kiss
Posted in Alan Green ruins..., tagged Alan Green, Beach Boys, David Pleat, Liverpool, Mike Ingham on January 4, 2010 | 8 Comments »
I am not a man who inspires indifference, and I know that people have experienced their first kiss while listening to me. As Fulham prepared to take on Swindon in the 3rd round of the FA Cup and my colleagues Mike Ingham and David Pleat mispronounced the names of half-time snacks (“Dorry-toss“, I ask you?), [...]
Alan Green ruins… Kitten and his box
Posted in Alan Green ruins..., tagged Alan Green, Jimmy Greaves, Kittens, Kittenskittenskittens, Radio 5 Live on October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m not negative about many things; the works of the Beatles, rainbows, Manchester United’s terrible executive half time coffee and, seemingly, the fact that I get paid to watch football for a living. However, this grim tableau above really brought into context the truly awful state of team play in modern day kittens. After an [...]
