The best things about Paintball, the Official Magazine of the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy

ONE: Read Paintball in full – in full, you hear! It is called Paintball – great brand synchronicity, guys! I bet there was a shower of high-fives, backslapping and moonwalking in the office that day; some lucky shark got to go home early.

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Dutch unveil new brand of ‘Total Bastard Football’

After decades of careful refinement, precision training and deep aesthetic study – then canning all that nonsense – Sunday’s World Cup was the scene for the unveiling of Dutch football’s latest revolution, the new style of  ‘Total Bastard Football’. The totaalbastaardvoetbal tactical theory relies on a perpetual and fluid interchange of positions, demanding that all [...]

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New kit made from 99% Chelsea, 1% Fisted Away

Chelsea 10/11 Adidas Home Kit The launch will be supported by an advertising campaign ‘Made from 100% Chelsea’ developed by pop artist and Chelsea fan Sir Peter Blake. Blake, who most famously designed the artwork for the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and Oasis’ greatest hits album Stop the Clocks, has created [...]

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Chelsea go after that lucrative ‘Dentist and Dry Cleaners’ fan demographic

Some background: I have the dubious pleasure of living quite near to Stamford Bridge. This has its occasional moments of joy, like the time that I came out of an opticians appointment on North End Rd at the final whistle of this game to skip malevolently back home through a sea of distraught fans. But [...]

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Writing some haiku / For Japanese footballers / Seems kinda racist

Think of your children, Shunsuke Nakamura: “I’m fae Glasgae, da!“ – – – – -  – – – – – – -  – – – – -

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A Message from Nottingham Forest

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