Welcome once again to my world of zoos. I am Stuart Hall, and I once stole a girlfriend from your father. You find me sat in a rather delightful street cafe, supping on Schweppes – fizzy! – and rampant in shorts. “Surely it’s not warm enough for shorts at this time of year?” I hear [...]
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Stuart Hall’s World of Zoos… (4) Tottenham Hotspur
Posted in SHWOZ, tagged Jonathan Woodgate, Ledley King, Stuart Hall, Tom Huddlestone, Tottenham, Wilson Palacios on January 15, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Welcome once more to my World of Zoos, I am Stuart Hall, and I knew your mother quite well in the 1970s. Due to the so called credit crunch I am loathed to report that I haven’t been jetted off to far flung lands, rich in biodiversity and exotic cocktails. I do like a cocktail. [...]
Stuart Hall’s World of Zoos…(2) – Manchester United
Posted in SHWOZ, tagged Carrick, El Chupacabra, Manchester, O'Shea, Ronaldo, Rooney, Sewer-dweller, SHWOZ, Stuart Hall, Tevez, United on December 10, 2008 | 1 Comment »
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! Stuart Hall here crouched ready to spr-r-ring into action and take you on another whistle-stop tour of one of the world’s top zoos. As a Manchester City fan, the choice of this instalments zoo pains me – BUT! I have taken a thorough dip in disinfectant and donned my hazard suit, [...]
Stuart Hall’s World of Zoos
Posted in SHWOZ, tagged Balls deep in slave, Gattuso, Pato, Pirlo, Ronaldinho, Senderos, Stuart Hall, World, Zoo on October 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Welcome, WELCOME! Push through the thickets, THE FERNS! Come, come ye gentle folk for I have many wonders to show you. This week we take a trip to Milan, a city once conquered by Napoleon. I am in possession of a clock that was once owned by Monsieur Bonaparte. IT TICKS! I gaze, transfixed into [...]
