Check the Reims, y’all

G-Tip: Yo Bob, you remember that routine that we used to make spiffy like Zinedine?

Pires The Six Footer: Um um, a tidbit, um um, a smidgen, I don’t get the message so you gots to run the pigeon.

G: You on point Bob?

P: All the time, Ged.

G: You on point Bob?

P: All the time, Ged.

G: You on point Bob?

P: All the time, Ged.

G: So play the resurrector, and come on for 20 minutes or so at the end of the game when I’m out of ideas.

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The Rooney Tenenbaums

Is it possible to watch this…

Without immediately thinking of this?

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(Although I eagerly anticipate someone pointing  that Anderson actually lifted this scene from an obscure French film).

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When I think about football on Sky Sports…

“TWO words come to mind…

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Arsenal finally achieve long-term ambition: passing the ball into the net

WENGER: “Let’s go home, kids”

KIDS:        “We are home”

WENGER: “That was fast…”

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